Week 2 Day 4 : GUIDE

How has your week been so far? Have you been able to explain the Gospel to someone in a way that makes sense? If not, do it, feel the rush. If so, do it again, feel the rush again. Well, I thought I might break out an old favorite, but it treated me well last time and it might again. Take a look at all the things that have guides on the internet these days.

 

 All about your 1, 3, and 5 woods.

 

Your kan probly gess I never read dis

 

When Spiderman doesn’t just want to catch villains, he does it in style.

 

 This one has one simple statement on one page: Don’t work for Ford.

 

Guide to the politically correct way to call people of all nationalities, races, and faiths. Check this out before accidentally shouting out your next slur.

 

Apparently you only need about $20 to get your name published in this one. I signed up as a podiatrist.

 

 

This is what they took ________ through before he took office. He almost made it through grades 3-5.  Fill in the blank with your least favorite president. I would have said Cleveland, although I don’t know why.

 

Every possible piece of advice is written in here. You need only to flip and point to find what’s best for you.

 

4 easy lessons to earn your own license to kill.

 

 

This is clearly my favorite one. It’s a total mystery, but I’m strangely intrigued. Aren’t you?  

 

 

I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on this one.

 

 

 

 Another Bad Xylophone. This is a guide for disposing yours properly.

 

 

Who cares about this one? I didn’t know there were 23,000 different kinds of ipods.

 

 

 There's really no need to check this one out. It says that Purdue is the best.

 

 

There’s something creepy about this one.

 

 

Again, don’t waste your time. Purdue is the best here too.

 

 Does it take a whole guide to say 26.2 miles?

 

 

Do you see, people are looking for guidance. They are especially looking for spiritual guidance. You will be able to explain how they can know God personally. It’ll change their life forever. Challenge yourself to do it this week. You have knowledge that leads to eternal life. Don’t keep it to yourself.

 

-A fellow GUIDE.

 

p.s. I’m sorry if this one’s not as good as last time, but I’m under a lot of pressure. I feel like the mailman, who never runs out of mail to deliver.